How’s it feel to be single?

Hey guys I’m back for another installment into my randomly updated blog and today ill like to talk about something recent. As some of you may know I am now currently single and it sucks. But before I get into all of that I wana get into this…

Q: “So, how does it feel to be single?”
A: “….”

Ok how the hell am I supposed to answer that? Seriously guys why would anyone ask such a difficult question? It’s really hard to find anything to say to this in any situation let alone my own for a few reasons.

1. A too happy answer makes you sound like a jerk

If your response is anything like “awesome”, or “pretty good” .or “sweet”, congratulations you’re a douche bag. You lose any credibility of being a human being with feelings. And maybe if you find a way to retain your credibility with a second comeback sentence you lose by not being compassionate for your ex’s feelings even if they’re the same. This response in general is not classy or good for yourself standing with your peers (unless you’re all jerks then in that case congrats on finding equally as retarded people to hang out with), or good for your ex’s psyche.

2. A sad answer makes you seem emo.

Sadly no matter how much you were emotionally invested in a relationship if it all falls apart and you respond with something like “f@#kng sucks” then everyone is going to assume that you are on the verge of becoming and/or already an emo. It’s a very quick and rash assumption but it’s one that people make every day and will keep making until taught otherwise. In my personal opinion I don’t see why you can’t express your negative feelings like this without people assuming the worse. If it were up to me then it would be whatever, but it is what it is.

3. A strait up neutral answer makes you seem disinterested.

Once again, if you wana sound like a jerk off say something along the lines of “ok” or “its fine I guess” with nothing more than a small smile. Being neutral makes you sound disinterested and this can be your reflection apon you’re ex. Where you disinterested in your ex? It sure sounds like it when you say something like this.

So what did I answer?

A: “it doesn’t”

I threw in a little humor. And it’s actually how I feel. I mean I don’t feel a billion times worse or better being single. I mean I would much rather be back with my girl… I don’t think that being single has a particular feeling to it. Well….. I guess you can say being single can be a synonym for being lonely, which is how I feel but other than that the word single doesn’t come with an exact feeling for me especially in this context.

wait you guys thought i was going to air my dirty laundry here? haha thats funny...